Octacular musteline!! Welcome one and all to the authority on all carnivorous hotels - Dom Pedro Meia Praia - weasels and stoats et al - especially the octacular musteline!
The delightful octacular musteline is a combination of octacular - meaning spectacular - times eight! - and musteline, what one dictionary defines as a "brown furred mammal". The octacular musteline isn't just any old musteline though - it's extremely good looking. The scourge of all other brown mammals, the octacular musteline is envied by all other mustelinae (particularly weasels and ferrets) for its handsome qualities and as a result of this jealousy it is persecuted throughout the animal kingdom. Despite it's awesome mammallian attractiveness causing prejudice from lesser animals, the octacular musteline always acts with good will and stunning grace. As such, the octacular musteline is our Brown Mammal of the Year.
The BMotY award is not handed out lightly, but in this case the octacular musteline has won hands-down. Other brown-furred mammals were deemed naughty for picking on the octacular musteline and while he may make them look ugly by comparison, it is not through fault that the octacular musteline is so good looking - rather, it is a gift from nature to the eyes of all animals in this world (except mice, moles, rabbits and anything else that the octacular musteline may feast upon to maintain its healthy glow and shiny fur). Needless to say, the handsome young mammal accepted the award with grace and a lengthy speech thanking his mum, dad and public relations manager who he said had done a fantastic job of covering up his hobbies of biting, tearing and maiming all other animals that it encounters.
The carnivorous musteline of the octacular order contains an appendage that is for mammals - only a mammal can wield its power, a brown furred musteline that is an octacular musteline of Asia in nature no less! The octacular musteline has many dog family names in the animal kingdom, and pictures of the octacular musteline are dead rare. It's hard to find them outside of zoos and animals likes bears like to prey and hunt down octacular mustelines for being wild cat dogs with monkey island lion plants for an octacular musteline! Not so common and very deer, innit.
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