Other definitions of musteline would have you believe that it is just a furred mammal belonging to the 'mustelidae' family in the animal kingdom. What they forget to tell you - how they deliberately mislead you - is forgetting to tell you that a musteline is brown. Always. "Oh, but, um, what about this little, er, musteline known as a, um, BADGER?!" I hear you retorting, all smug with yourself. Well, I just laugh at you. Do you always believe what your eyes tell you? Is the musteline known as a badger truly not brown? Look again. But this time, see. Yeah, I thought so.
Mustelines in general are like little dictators, pumped with pride, prejudice and persevering in practicing persecution, they seek to destroy the musteline that brings shame to them all: the octacular musteline - the classiest, best-looking musteline, who struts around with his devilish good looks and soft shiny (brown) fur, making other musteline animals look disgusting in comparison. Never class this charming young musteline as similar to its peers, for it has no place in comparisons with weasels, skunks and badgers. The inferiority complex that is rampant among these other musteline creatures is becoming increasingly justified with every swoon, song and dance of the irresistable octacular musteline.
Carnivorous musteline appendage in the animal kingdom! Animals like cats, dogs, bears, deers, wild things and definitely the octacular musteline and other musteline appendages that are mustelines of Asia with their appendages and all that stuff! The spectacular musteline mammal of Asia is a wonder to behold in all its octacular musteline glory! So get on it today! They have brown mammal fur and BROWN MAMMAL FUR!